Tuesday, July 23, 2002

A thought
I've lost count of the number of times I've been told that "your brain is the largest sex organ." That's quite blatantly untrue! The largest sex organ is your skin. Why, without your skin I doubt you would enjoy sex very much at all.

Tuesday, May 21, 2002

Friday..? The mind boggles.

Sunday, May 19, 2002

Tip of the day
To tell if you have bad breath:
  1. Lick your wrist
  2. Wait ten seconds for it to dry
  3. Sniff your wrist
Disclaimer: Doesn't work if your wrists normally smell bad, or if your breath smells very strongly of wrist.

Tuesday, April 02, 2002

Today's offering - a snail. Hooray.

I have coined a term for my lassitude since I got glandular fever. I have Post Viral Laziness. That should buy me some more time off work...

Friday, February 08, 2002

Stare into the eyes of the scary stary man
Astonishing rich-media internet experience! Look into the eyes of the little man. Move your head backwards and forwards, while remaining focussed on the face. The circles will appear to rotate! Also you will appear to have gone mad if anyone happens to be watching you..