Monday, April 14, 2003

Thought for the Day
Fact: You can draw out excess salt from a meal by putting in a raw potato.
You can draw out spilt red wine from a carpet using salt.

Conclusion: You can draw out surplus potatoes by using salt.

Tuesday, July 23, 2002

A thought
I've lost count of the number of times I've been told that "your brain is the largest sex organ." That's quite blatantly untrue! The largest sex organ is your skin. Why, without your skin I doubt you would enjoy sex very much at all.

Tuesday, May 21, 2002

Friday..? The mind boggles.