Tuesday, June 26, 2001

Thought for the day
Fact: A green banana is full of starchy carbohydrates, providing long-term energy reserves. However, the longer the banana is left, the more starch converts to sugars, giving a shorter-term energy boost.

Conclusion: Nature is capable of far more profound and bitter irony than could ever be dreamed of by mortal men.

Monday, June 25, 2001

Purple Ronnie: The Truth IV

Sunday, June 24, 2001

Purple Ronnie: The Truth III

The Lettuce Crisis failing to materialise, spending the last month in an airtight bunker full of legumes was perhaps ill-advised. No matter.