Stare into the eyes of the scary stary man

Astonishing rich-media internet experience! Look into the eyes of the little man. Move your head backwards and forwards, while remaining focussed on the face. The circles will appear to rotate! Also you will appear to have gone mad if anyone happens to be watching you..

Lord of the Rings Drinking Game

Go see the film - it's ace. Take a bottle of vodka or, I don't know, MD 20/20 in with you. Have a drink every time

• a hobbit does something really stupid that could ruin everything
• someone remembers the echoey words of someone wise (two drinks if it's Gandalf)
• the camera plummets from some mind-numbing height into stygian depths lit only with a baleful flickering glow
• someone says something, then shouts it very loud (two drinks if it's "Run. Run!!!")
• someone rides a horse in slow-motion
• there is an absolutely huge set of steps

There are probably a lot better ones that I can't think of right now. Still an excellent film, though. Definitely going to see it again, despite the dodgy dialogue..

Thought of the Day

Fact: Scientists at New York's Pace University have found "no scientific evidence" of the existence of the so-called G-spot.

Conclusion: This is more information than I needed to know about the sex lives of scientists at New York's Pace University.

Conclusion 2: I have at last reached the bottom of the barrel.