A thought

I've lost count of the number of times I've been told that "your brain is the largest sex organ." That's quite blatantly untrue! The largest sex organ is your skin. Why, without your skin I doubt you would enjoy sex very much at all.

Monday
Tuesday
Friday..? The mind boggles.

Tip of the day

To tell if you have bad breath:

1. Lick your wrist
2. Wait ten seconds for it to dry
3. Sniff your wrist

Disclaimer: Doesn't work if your wrists normally smell bad, or if your breath smells very strongly of wrist.