Saturday, October 20, 2001
Wednesday, September 05, 2001
So I officially have glandular fever
I've got the test results and everything. The doctor rang me up specifically to tell me not to kiss anybody. That's pretty cool, in a James Bond/Mickey Spillane "my lips are deadly" kind of way.Of course it's pretty depressing in a "my god, I'm a social leper" kind of way too. Hope it goes soon before I crack up and go on a city-wide licking spree and they have to gun me down like the mad dog that I am.
My friend Helen just made the point that this 'no kissing' business could be just what I need to jump-start my career as a high-class prostitute. Hmm. There's a thought.
Friday, August 10, 2001
Not Exclusive!
In fairly typical style let mine be the third or fourth website to link to my own flash movie - Jada! Enjoy. Possibly. (not to be taken internally may aid weight loss only as part of a calorie-controlled diet)
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