Thought for the Day

Fact: You can draw out excess salt from a meal by putting in a raw potato.
You can draw out spilt red wine from a carpet using salt.

Conclusion: You can draw out surplus potatoes by using salt.

A thought

I've lost count of the number of times I've been told that "your brain is the largest sex organ." That's quite blatantly untrue! The largest sex organ is your skin. Why, without your skin I doubt you would enjoy sex very much at all.

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Friday..? The mind boggles.